Pearls From Myrna
In response to Becky (who asks if I am a real person): Yes, Becky, there is a Myrna. I exist as certainly as love and generosity, common sense and coasters, smart slacks and sensible shoes. And you know these abound—though not with everyone. So, be careful.

Did you ever feel like you wanted to put your head in a block of granite? If you are following Donald J. Trump's twitter feed, it will quiet your mind.
The "Twitterverse" is not a friendly place, but I found an oasis with the tweets of Myna Tellingheusen, a retired executive secretary for Mr. Stanley Bogenshoots, Senior Vice President at Hughes Aircraft.
Myna lives at Vaca Muerta Estates in Southern California. Her tweets will brighten your day and make you wish you could live at Vaca Muerta Estates with Myrna, Fran Fleming-Blarp, Herb Derbert, Murphy Webster, Gary Hoopenlooper MD, Darlene VanDerPooten, Doris Pumpergast, Lyle Tellenheusen, Barb "Mynx" Hokanson and Chief Donald Tillman.